Why the long face, sweetcheeks?

Hmm...mosquito bites, while unpleasant, and unavoidable, generally do not interfere with the psychological-well being of the bitee. The mysterious hives that now seem to accompany the bites ever since a fateful evening at Lake Eola, however, are beginning to.

I live in Florida. Mosquito central. It. JUST. RAINED. OMGWTH.

Well, what doesn't kill you...only makes you curl up into an itchy, sobbing ball on the floor? I forget the rest.